Anonymous asked: Renfield, why have you put this Christmas tree up in the dining room? Take it down! ( ~ AskCountie)
But Master, I thought you’d like it! And it’s heavy… Took me ages to get all the little dead mice to hang right, too, the glitter kept falling off, and-
Anyway. Are you sure you want me to take it down?
Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.
You are now informed.
Actually, this really clears it up for me.
(Source: reallifeyahooanswers, via obamas-left-nipple)
lectictinium said:aaaaaah! ;n; *offers hugs and stuff*
*climbs tree to avoid librarians*